Chuck Norris 2.0. “Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.” See also: Original Chuck Norris facts, New Chuck Norris facts, and the official Chuck Norris response. 
Update: I highly recommend watching these Walker, Texas Ranger clips on Conan O’Brien. If that struck your fancy, you can always buy the DVD set, I just ordered it. (47)
I have been forwarding everyone I know to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com lately, such a funny concept. Good to see others are into it.
Hey its cool to get into internet trends 6 months later. This topic is definitely not worn out!
Yes, but since it says “2.0″ it’s completely different than everything that came before it, obviously.
This blog post looked the wrong way at Chuck Norris. Once.
This blog’s timezone is still set to Texas. ‘Cause that’s where Walker Texas Ranger is kickin’ ass.
Could the Internet beat Chuck Norris? No, because Chuck Norris sniffs packets like Kate Moss on a Columbian Tour.
ok now, let me get this straight: you bought the Walker, Texas Ranger DVD set yet? Are you finished with Firefly yet?? Are you going to make me watch them, b/c I’ve been forced to do that before… Love, C.
Yaaaaa-Chuck ! I appreciate you for 101 reasons ! Your’re the real thing! You’ve done a lot more than probably most people don’t realize. You’re a nice guy, a real hero, and a good example to those who need courage and determination.
I give you my standing ovation ! I hope you stick around . I’ve read your book “Against All Odds” and it’s a fun read as well as enlightening . Definaltely worth the money .
You go Chucky,
Love you much ! Sandy
The only bath Chuck Norris has taken, is a blood bath
ONLY CHUCK NORRIS KNOWS WHERE IS NEMO
The people of Atlantis made a statue of Chuck Norris. He didn`t like it…
Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men? The shadow knows. But only because Chuck Norris told him.
Earth’s rain forests are the direct result of Chuck Norris walking barefoot.
Apririn doesn’t work within a 50-mile radius of Chuck Norris.
Osama Bin Laden is not hiding, he was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and was shot into middle earth.
Chuck Norris does not lift weights, weights rise before Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for 40 days and 40 nights.
Chuck Norris doesnt think sharing is caring.
Chuck Norris was not allowed into the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), due to his lethal roundhouse kicks to the face… So Chuck made his own UFC ” U….Fear…Chuck”
Akez rules
Chuck Norris is faster than a speeding bullet, but the phrase “Faster than a speeding bullet” sounds better than “Faster than a speeding Chuck Norris”, so Chuck granted permission to change the phrase.
Chuck Norris vs. Hurricane Ditka… Norris in the 5th
Chuck Norris doesn’t like being famous, which is why he’s called Adam in the bible!
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
Chuck Norris does not have an iPod. He has a ChuckPod.
God wanted 10 days to create the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter
chuck norris while having a calm day at home was watching television when he became furious and began walking down the street punching every kid he saw and screamed “Trix are for Chuck Norris”
Chuck Norris is what killed the dinosaurs!
Hurricane Katrina was a direct result of Chuck Norris playing water polo in the Bahamas
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack! His heart lost!
chuck norris frequently donates blood to the red cross. just never his own.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris.
jay-z’s 99 problems were all chuck norris
Chuck Norris counted up to 20, using only 12 numbers
When Chuck Norris does a push-up he’s not lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
only chuck can prevent forest fires
Chuck Norris preformed brain surgery with a pipe wrench and someones broken off arm under water and that person is tonday know as Bill Gates.
You don’t know, why this website exists? Chuck Norris knows!
Chuck norris does not breath air air hides in his lungs in fear of his fierce round house kick
Why did they send the nuke to Hiroshima? Because sending chuck Norris was too inhumane.
chuck norris can unscramble an egg
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird!
jack be nimble jack be quick but jack couldent dodge Chuck norris’s round house kick!!
if chuck norris knew about this site he would delete the internet.
nobody doesn’t like sara lee. except chuck norris.
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